Part 8: Kabu-tonash the Goat

“Are you mad?!?”
Aho had never heard anyone react so angrily to a simple question.
“I’m sorry Mr. Kabu-tonash. I just thought that if you were heading to the summit of Mount Muri, that you would be following the trail to the top”
“Oh, for heaven’s sakes man! You think you’re a guide or something? That’s just typical of people like you.” At that, Kabu-tonash started to ram his head into a rock.
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“Well, like I said, I’m sorry if I caused you any problems.”
Looking up from his rock ramming, Kabu-tonash cried, “Cause me any problems? Oh, how patronising you are. Are you always so insensitive?” He then continued on with ramming the rock.
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“Well… like I said, I am sorry. Perhaps I should be on my way now.”
Kabu-tonash paused again and replied, “You think you are something special now, don’t you? Well, not everyone is interested in walking up a mountain trail. I’m going through the trail. That way, I’ll be able to see the whole mountain. From within!” With that, he went back to his rock ramming with a renewed vigour.
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At that moment, Aho wondered about Kabu-tonash’s head. Plucking up his courage (after all, Kabu-tonash was a very grumpy goat), Aho asked, “Doesn’t it hurt to ram your head into a rock so many times?”
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“Oh… grr… now you are really making me mad! That’s it! Nothing’s gonna stop me now! I’m really gonna ram this rock even harder!”
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