Part 3: Feeyo the Panther

Feeyo was a very famous panther. He was very famous among his friends who all knew how famous he was. Feeyo was very proud of the fact that he was so famous. He wasn’t exactly sure what he was famous for but as he was a panther and since he knew panthers hunted, he knew that he must be famous for hunting. Now, Feeyo was very proud of his hunting skill because everyone knew that panthers (who were known for hunting), were always successful when they hunted. Feeyo couldn’t remember the last time he had been hunting but being a panther famous for hunting, he did know that he had been successful at it.

Now, it just so happened that Feeyo was admiring his hunting skills when he spied a lone donkey travelling along the mountain trail. Feeyo became very excited and wondered whether a donkey would be an easy target for a hunting panther. He had heard stories about how successful panthers were in hunting donkeys and he knew that being a successful panther, that he had hunted many donkeys (they were very famous stories and he was sure that the donkey would be in awe of them). Full of confidence, Feeyo secretly began following the lone donkey (he stopped only once to comb his hair and to lick his balls).

After stalking the donkey all day, Feeyo began to notice that the donkey’s hooves were quite hard and he wondered if they were dangerous. After thinking about it, he realised that the donkey must be very afraid of him (after all, he was a famous panther…) and that it would be no challenge for a famous panther like himself to defeat such a frightened donkey. He had heard that it was a great thing to spare a donkey and so Feeyo decided to run past the poor, unsuspecting donkey and head back home.

Feeyo gathered himself, raced back down the trail and passed Aho in a silent blur of proud accomplishment. Aho never even knew what didn’t hit him.